For Immediate Release: Contact:
November 2014 Bob Smith 3rd
480 St. Clair Ave.
St. Paul, MN 55102
(651) 222-6888
Special Feature from the Gopher State Politics Institute, GopherStatePolitics.blogspot.com
Judge Judy is Humiliating Minnesota… Dunderhead Population at Risk.
Can government help sway the Tide?
Your Gopher State Politics Institute received a plea for assistance in halting the increasing use of Minnesota subjects on the Judge Judy small claims court, national TV show watched by millions.
This is a little bit of an unusual request, but we need to be open-minded and flexible to see if there is a proper role for government in this issue. At first blush, we could start by asking the Attorney General to write a cease and desist letter to Judy.
However, we first ought to examine and analyze this situation carefully. Judge Judy has a recruiter here who seeks out misfortunate pairs to be on the show. To be fair, we can take out the calculator and divide the 250 shows by 50 states and say that a reasonable quota is five pairs per year. Not the three or four a week that is currently aired on TV.
“Fargo” set the tone for using Minn-ah-soh-tah to push us off our above average ledge and Judge Judy refined it to new heights in securing Minnesota Dunderheads at an alarming and depleting pace.
So, if we think this through thoroughly, the problem really belongs in the lap of the Department of Natural Resources (DNR). The recruiter is really a hunter seeking prey, the Minnesota Dunderheads in pairs. At that rate the show is using them up, they could become an endangered species. Hence, the need for Minnesota to legislate and regulate.
The recruiter / hunter should be licensed at a considerable fee, limit set at two pair per calendar quarter, a five-figure per day removal fee established for each dunderhead pair taken out of the state and a DNR enforcement charge levied.
Presto! That is a creative use of political power to save the endangered species Minnesota Dunderhead from being over-harvested let alone protect Minnesota’s reputation as a State where all children and-by extension-adults are above average.
Problem solved. Take that, Judge Judy.
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